A towering frosted cake packed with blazing candles gets doused by a hand-painted red fire extinguisher against a cool blue-gray background — deadpan, perfectly timed, and guaranteed to land. It's the card for anyone who's earned a few extra candles on their cake. Front reads "Next Year We Call the Fire Department." Size: A2 (4.25x5.5), blank inside. Matching envelope. Printed on 100% recycled paper, made with wind power in the USA. Perfect for gift shops, boutiques, bookstores, and garden centers.